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online liberals

Online liberals are the people online that talk about how stupid republicans/conservatives are online without looking at facts. They also post degrading things about republicans/conservatives on this site. Typically in high school and college. Spend most of their time on the internet reading what the liberal media wants them to see. Never have facts behind their statements and need a big wake-up call.
guy1: Bush is stupid! He's ruined our economy!

guy2: Actually the economy has gotten better since Bush has been in office and it's Clinton that ruined our economy. Go join the other online liberals.
by bologerson March 25, 2007
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Liberal Democrat

Currently the third largest political party in the United Kingdom, who most people would vote for, if they thought they could win.

They are without a doubt the best party in British Politics, it's just a shame they haven't been elected yet, because clearly they'd sort out all of the problems if they were!
Person 1 - "Those Liberal Democrat's have some great policies, but they'll never win, so I'm voting Tory"

Person 2 - "But if you don't vote for them, they can't win"

Person 1 - "Fair point"
by Foz19 February 28, 2010
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boba liberal

The kind of privileged Westernized diaspora East or Southeast Asian liberal that you don't like, whether it's because they're too liberal for supporting affirmative action, or it's because they're not enough of a communist
For the past few years, much of Asian American popular media has been heading down a regrettable, cringey consumer-capitalist path called boba liberalism.
by CorrectHorse December 16, 2020
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Bootlicker Liberal

an individual in American/western society who claims him/herself to be a liberal, but the the only thing liberal about them is their lenient tolerance of authoritarianism. General Aspects:

-Lives in the city

-Only gets news from mainstream/corporate Media

-Personal "ideals" are just copy-paste regurgitations of corporate approved talking points/buzzwords

-attention whorish and excessive lifestyle, leaving them empty inside

-Moderate to severe Trump Derangement Syndrome

-Anti-gun and pro-censorship as you get

-copy/paste Smug, passive aggressive attitude, as a product of their excessive use of social media (Twitter, Facebook, etc.)

-unironic worship of establishment politicians, caused by corporate propaganda

-"LGBTQBIPOC ally" but deep down inside, they think of minorities as little more than guaranteed votes for their party, and/or as sexual fetishes

-"trust the (corporate approved) Science!"

-Economically speaking, their not as retarded as your typical leftist, but they're up there

-and lastly, they're as dense as reinforced brick wall

Generally speaking, these individuals are, at best, minor nuisances, and at worst, the thing they rag on the most ironically- Insufferable, Hatemongering Karens. best to avoid these people in order preserve your sanity.
Mrs. X is such a blind, bootlicker liberal. I should never talk to her about politics
by Mr. MixMang March 9, 2021
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the FCC and liberals

Two radical extremes who both need to fucking die.
The FCC wants to censor "everything" and the libs want to show hardcore porn to kids!!!!

So many fucking retards...so few bullets!!
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classic liberal

A modern conservative using an outdated term from the 19th century to identify themselves. Essentially, a classic liberal believes in an unregulated free market, like a conservative, but doesn't care about social freedoms and benefits, because those beliefs don't benefit corporations (so shut up minorities and people of atypical sexes and gender identifications; and fuck you, welfare programs). So yeah, they're just your average conservative. The point of using this name for themselves is to make their politics more appealing to the masses, as they assume most people won't know or have the inclination to look up what a classic liberal is.
Guy 1: "I'm not a conservative anymore. I'm a classic liberal now!"

Guy 2: "So you're a conservative with a Trojan horse name?"

Guy 1: "NO! FUCK YOU! THAT'S FAKE NEWS!!!! STOP STIFLING MY FREE SPEECH!!!! REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
(Guy 1 then proceeds to fling his own feces at everyone around him to distract from being exposed)
by Bojangles Smitherson December 3, 2020
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liberal oasis

a cool, progressive town (usually with a university) in an otherwise regressive, republican state.
let's go to the liberal oasis of Lawrence, Kansas and see Sonic Youth!
by Duckers November 4, 2007
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