Jonas

Jonas is the typical 1.87m tall guy who‘s always doing jokes and who takes nothing seriously. He has a typical middlepart , wears oversize clothes and likes 90s hip hop music. In his freetime he likes to draw on his typical 9th gen iPad with 64gb storage capacity while he listens to music on his brothers typical jbl go 2 music box. Jonas is the type of guy you don‘t want in your life , cause he will poison your whole life.
~by Jonas Weidig

David: See that bitchass over there?
Mathis: Yeah that son of a bitch is prolly called Jonas.

by Jonas Weidig November 21, 2021

Jonas

Jonas is a very young boy and also has a small penis! He'll never have a girlfriend. He plays so much that is no longer possible. He is active on Tinder and Pornhub and leaves money on the sites.

Girl 1: Ehh! Who‘s that ugly person?
Girl 2: That‘s Jonas! Let‘s run!

by Cheati-819 November 21, 2021

Jonas

When somebody makes an extremely unfunny joke.

"2 Tomatoes were crossing a roa-" "Dude stfu stop doing a Jonas"
"He just did a Jonas"

by IHateSimps October 22, 2019

Jonas Brothers

The Jonas Brothers are the most amazing human beings on planet earth. They care a lot about there fans and they are back and happier than ever. So do not insult them or do anything thing mean to the or else the whole Jonas fandom will come after you.

Person 1: I love the Jonas Brothers and I can’t wait to go to there concert.

Person 2: I can’t wait either I don’t know how people could not like them.

Person 3: I hate them

Jonas fans: Go get a life we can’t even look at you

by JB fans rock October 23, 2019

Jonas Jordalen

Jonas Jordalen is so insanely atracctive and he has the biggest penis in the world it’s so massive and he has the sharpest jawline of everyone in the whole world.

Boy: OMG Jonas Jordalen is making me gay with his huge penis.
Girl: Yeah he is so hot

by Wrighteous71 October 27, 2019

Jonas

Jonas is in love with chips and he will do everything for chips

Oh he eat a lot of chips
That is not a lot cause he is a jonas

by Viggoboii November 5, 2019

Jona

A Jona is a loving, caring goddess, who always makes her friends laugh and feel good when she's around. A Jona has an angelic voice and an awesome and unique sense of fashion. We Stan her "fuck off"-mentality, but Jones is also a soft an precious little bean sipping for depressive skaterboys.
And whenever she is struggling with something herself there are four motherfuckers looking after her and supporting her whenever she needs help. With a Jona by your side, the world is a better place. Jonas always have a lot of success wherever she puts her mind onto and she must not forget to believe in herself. Slay Queen!
Lilli, Anne, Lilja and Marie love you! Period!!!

A Jona is always gorgeous.

by ulimenkelsbach69 November 12, 2020