When you give someone you shit in a cup and proceed to forcefully have sex with them and nut in one nostril and your Left ear
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When some crazy stuff happens in Florida. To be used in place of “what the fuck” when describing lunacy in the state of Florida.
What the Florida. We got another streaker running down Highway 95. And, he’s also carrying an alligator.
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That Taylor boy keeps running off with my chickens, that’s alright, he’s gonna have a Florida Flashbang aimed at him next time.
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Get the Florida Flashbang mug.When a man makes a jar of shit and cum and blends it, mixes it with water, pours it on someone's face, pins them down and farts on them for 5 minute straight until shit comes out, then proceeds to shove a tiny turd up the woman's vigina. and scream at her face and run away.
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