Dolphin Tom

A creature made by a twisted mind with an uncontainable lust for the human Harry Potter.

"Did you hear about Dolphin Tom? Man, that will fuck you up".
"I honestly want a love as pure as Dolphin Tom has for Harry."

by Youllneverguesswhoitsnotme May 11, 2018

depressed dolphin

a sad third wheeler, after being ditched by flaky fuck

your a depressed dolphin man.

by depressed dolphin 101 March 10, 2017

dolphin

someone who is ugly af and dumb as fuck

teacher: what percentile do your parents want you to get in the sat?
student1: 142th or 175th percentile

student2: damn she is a dolphin

by ooby24 May 22, 2016

super tiny dolphin

(1) A word to use to keep someone innocent when talking the topic of STDs.

(2) A word for the acronym STD

Hey, do you think Tulisa will give me a super tiny dolphin tonight? I'm feeling lucky!

by Queen of the valley May 22, 2016

punch the dolphin

An Australian term for masturbation

"Hey wazza I'm just gonna go out back and punch the dolphin"

by An Aussie Bloke July 22, 2016

dolphin

a creature that lives in the ocean

i love dolphins

by dolphoo November 14, 2020

Dolphin

When you are having sex doggystyle, then suddenly pull out and try to surprise butt-sex; she shakes her head no and makes a “dolphin” sound.

Person 1: Did you hear about how Maria beat up her man?
Person 2: Yeah, he tried to Dolphin her, but she ain’t having none of that.

by Big Ray Ray in Da House November 19, 2020