Dirt Muncher

1) Someone who is worse than a bootlicker, who would happily eat the dirt beneath the feet of an authoritarian statist.
2) A coward

All these dirt munchers are trying to take my rights and freedoms.

by Hillbilly Philosopher April 9, 2021

thumbtack in the dirt

Used to describe the low level of zoomer humor because they would find a “thumbtack in the dirt” funny if it was posted as a meme.

Your Grimace meme is almost as good as a thumbtack in the dirt.

by Malicious_ms July 25, 2023

Dirt pig

A gay man who gets off from coprophagia or just plain feces

Man 1: Oh I love to eat shit

Man 2: Ew what the fuck
Man 1: what goes in come out why can't it be the other way around

Man 2: get the fuck away from me

(He was wearing a shirt that said dirt pig)

by Kardeaye December 5, 2021

Yassified Dirt

What you become after you die.

Example: One day when we all pass on, we will become yassified dirt.

by Multigrain Cheerio Master July 17, 2022

french dirt

pussy

I ate some french dirt at my girls place last night

by geoefery July 28, 2022

dirt smuggler

n.

Someone who illegally smuggles poo from another country.

"Check his bags. I've got the feeling he may be a dirt smuggler."

by chamaeleon March 13, 2004

dirt squid

A germ that lives in septic lines and live soley on the consumption of feses

Aaron voss you are a dirt squid

by joeynomercy February 3, 2010