Computerness

When a drunk baby boomer tries to describe an IT worker's knowledge in computer science.

Dad: So my son's computerness *hic* is really high.

by MerlinWebster May 31, 2018

computer repentance

erasing your communication data from your electronic devices

The Hollywood actor was in a moment of computer repentance after reading about crime.

by Coop Dupe June 10, 2018

monkey playing a computer

Monkeys don't use computers there not smart. there stupid minds are stupid stupid stupid.

Mom I saw a monkey playing a computer. honey monkeys don't do that.

by please be appropriate March 6, 2020

computer

something u can't live without

ur computer is slow

by idiot2000000 March 12, 2020

computative

Apparently true because the computer says it is.

His online identity was entirely fabricated, yet irrefutably computative.

by Monkey's Dad March 17, 2020

Computer

Computers are made so you can watch porn free and doesn't need a girl. (Porn)

Computer Is defined like Machine Made For Work On And Watch Porn At The Same Time

by ILOVEPORN1 May 12, 2020

computer orgy

a pile of two or more computers

dont put your computer on mine, we dont want a computer orgy in here!

by ilikecomputerorgies May 13, 2020