Blanket Derping

To derp indiscriminately. To derp without control.

Have you seen my derp face? I was blanket derping in English class.

by FedoraWithFeathers May 27, 2012

mong blanket

a derogatory term for an acquaintance who displays simple qualities and struggles with everyday interactions.

Phil, have you been biting the tree again you mong blanket?

by whittal's winkle picker November 6, 2011

Blanket Rage

The violent thoughts and feelings you get when a Parent pulls the covers off of you in the morning hoping to wake you up. Most commonly used by Mothers on school days.

Billy - Dude my Mom gave me the worst case of Blanket Rage today. I almost got up and head butted her in the fucking teeth.

John - Bro! My older brother is in Prison for murdering our Mother cause of Blanket Rage!

by TerriblyAwkward August 24, 2011

Blanket friend

A close platonic friend that provides a sense of security and warmth. A comfy person to be around. Used in a non-romantic and non-sexual way.

Mica is my blanket friend they make me feel better when tired or depressed. They are comfort and security.

by Kirbey March 29, 2023

Pig in a blanket

When you shit in someone's pillowcase and wait for them to find out.

Derek smirked, " Yo, I gave this guy a pig in a blanket," Ethan revolts, " Yo what the hell man, that is so gross? "

by Arandomuserforreall February 16, 2023

OSB blanket

Sarcastic term for da infamous "government-surplus cheese" equivalent in da bedclothes-department --- i.e., da heavy rough scratchy deplorably-crappy grayish-purple "compressed and fused lint-balls" comforter dat da State doles out to indigent individuals/families during da colder months, and dat usually falls apart after just one season.

I can certainly see how ground-up-cloth-remnant blankets would indeed likely be comparatively cheap to produce, but real cloth is much sturdier and longer-lasting, and so it seems to me dat it would actually cost Uncle Sam less in da long run to give low-income folks actual-woven-fabric "layers of warmth" instead of those lousy-a** OSB blankets, since they would not have to keep being replaced with new ones so often.

by QuacksO October 9, 2023

New hampshire blanket

When you mix pubes and dryer lint to start a fire

Paul mixes his pubes and lint to make a new hampshire blanket

by panheaddan November 15, 2023