whale watcher

A nigga who finds attraction in extremely-large, rotund, well-upholstered women who also have the brain function of the child of a sea cucumber and a fetus. If the women has dyed hair, their garguantuan size is accentuated according to the 'principle of pinguis mulieribus' where the bitch looks better in the whale watcher's eyes. Whale watchers portray simp-like behaviour, such as completing the whale's homework and defending the whale from slander from the watcher's own friends who are actually sane. This attraction to fat bitches can be attributed to a fried pineal gland caused by the lack of a father figure to guide them to the right way.

Have you seen Antony's latest instagram story? He's always complaining about bitches calling him ugly but here he is being a whale watcher. ඞ

by Rabdullah Hummus the 16th February 13, 2021

whale account

A whale account, is an account usually in a gacha game, that a player spends a hefty amount of money on. Either for characters, skins, or weapons. Players who play like this, typically spend well over 200$ on a game to feed their gacha addiction. However, players who play like this are usually frowned upon because of they don’t experience games as a F2P player would.

person 1: Hey I heard you got the new character, congrats!

person 2: Yeah I only spent around 120$ this time round... what a save!

person 1: Oh so you own a whale account!

by yetiswear April 7, 2021

Whale Sprite

A short thin woman, typically with an expressive extroverted personality that is quick to anger, who is attracted to tall fat men who typically are reserved introverted and calm

Man, we should’ve guessed that Mya would’ve been a Whale Sprite. She needs someone to balance her out

by False_Hydra September 12, 2023

Hoggle Whale

A very idiotic animal, who snatches food of you and eats all day.

Person 1: Maria is very cute.
Person 2: No, it's Hoggle Whale!

by willowxwood June 24, 2022

fail whale

A beached whale.

oh em gee, we must help that beached whale.
no let's lol at the fail whale

by XombieJer March 2, 2010

P90 of the Whale

The most powerful weapon in the Stargate World's game.

My P90 of the Whale easily mows through any target.

by Cyborg509 March 3, 2008

Whale Of An Omelette

Any omelette, homemade or ordered in a restaurant, that consists of at least 7 eggs (or egg whites). In addition, there must be some other ingredient that adds to the gargantuan nature of the omelette, such as turkey, or a mix of cheeses, mushrooms, onions, tomato, etc. One should be able to finish this meal in one sitting, barring a pussy eating it. The omelette is best complemented by either a fruit cup or a vegetable medley.

Joshua always orders a Whale Of An Omelette when he attends various diners because he thoroughly enjoys both the leanness and satisfaction that the omelette provides.

by Stuart Little II May 25, 2008