The day in which the world's most low-maintenance bestfriend came to existence. Someone that has never failed you and never stops showing you their support.
by Charred_Kimchi October 29, 2023
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**Title: "Gus and the Guacamole 3000"**
*(Interior: A vibrant, quirky kitchen filled with colorful utensils and a large, rustic wooden table. A calendar on the wall is marked January 25th, decorated with festive balloons.)*
**Gus** *(mid-30s, wearing a quirky apron, humming to himself)*: Ah, the perfect day to create my masterpiece!
**Narrator**: Gus, born on a chilly January 25, has a talent for transforming the mundane into the extraordinary, especially in the kitchen.
**Scene 2: The Creation**
*(Gus begins slicing avocados with precision, his movements like a well-rehearsed dance. He adds ingredients: onions, tomatoes, a secret blend of spices.)*
**Gus**: (excitedly) And now, for the pièce de résistance, the Slickitties Wittliest GumboSmackerest essence!
*(He uncorks a small, mysterious bottle, releasing a cloud of glittering steam.)*
*(A friend, Alex, enters the kitchen, drawn by the enchanting aroma.)*
**Alex**: (amazed) Gus, what is this magical scent?
**Gus**: (with a wink) Behold, the Guacamole 3000! Guadalupe approved, my friend.
*(Alex dips a chip into the guacamole, hesitantly at first, then takes a bite. Their eyes widen in delight.)*
**Alex**: (ecstatic) Gus, this is... this is the slickest, wittiest, gumbo-smackingest, wettest guacamole of my life!
**Gus**: (bows) My culinary mission is complete.
**THE END.**
*(Interior: A vibrant, quirky kitchen filled with colorful utensils and a large, rustic wooden table. A calendar on the wall is marked January 25th, decorated with festive balloons.)*
**Gus** *(mid-30s, wearing a quirky apron, humming to himself)*: Ah, the perfect day to create my masterpiece!
**Narrator**: Gus, born on a chilly January 25, has a talent for transforming the mundane into the extraordinary, especially in the kitchen.
**Scene 2: The Creation**
*(Gus begins slicing avocados with precision, his movements like a well-rehearsed dance. He adds ingredients: onions, tomatoes, a secret blend of spices.)*
**Gus**: (excitedly) And now, for the pièce de résistance, the Slickitties Wittliest GumboSmackerest essence!
*(He uncorks a small, mysterious bottle, releasing a cloud of glittering steam.)*
*(A friend, Alex, enters the kitchen, drawn by the enchanting aroma.)*
**Alex**: (amazed) Gus, what is this magical scent?
**Gus**: (with a wink) Behold, the Guacamole 3000! Guadalupe approved, my friend.
*(Alex dips a chip into the guacamole, hesitantly at first, then takes a bite. Their eyes widen in delight.)*
**Alex**: (ecstatic) Gus, this is... this is the slickest, wittiest, gumbo-smackingest, wettest guacamole of my life!
**Gus**: (bows) My culinary mission is complete.
**THE END.**
by ChIcKeN nUgGeTz In A hOt TuB November 16, 2023
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Decided to refine my red beryllium and case it as a liquid in hydrochloric acid and use a glass bottle to fill with powder and put the liquid in the middle. A half filled bottle of powder should have enough strength to withstand the initial blasts from powder ignition.
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Decided to refine my red beryllium and case it as a liquid in hydrochloric acid and use a glass bottle to fill with powder and put the liquid in the middle. A half filled bottle of powder should have enough strength to withstand the initial blasts from powder ignition.
Trudeau stole $1038060000 killed 314 of my biological kids, murdered atvleadt 52 old geriatric family members and I still have tge obituaries, kept me locked up for 3313 days at a guess in Homewood crying for my friends the building kids, murderedb2977776 babies I would have personally sheltered, demanded 320 million cdn for arbitrary and unnecessary surgeries, used 11208 ballistic knives on me, used illegal arbitrary welfare checks to steal 20297 nuclear weapons and broken at least 27776 policies against me, ignored me shooting myself 3000 times, and shot at every bus ive been on at least 50 times with me on it.
So I'm going to hit back amd take on 2 billion with just me. I have 2 billion enemies don't I? No wife. Dead kids. Insane mother. And no faith left, 315 dead kids and been incriminate for 297776 murders of infants thatve left the mothers womb in full completion.
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