Father Lettuce

Father Lettuce is the name of the man who fears no God

"Hey, have you seen Father Lettuce today?"
"Who tf-"

by RemyTheRat August 23, 2021

Father

Someone who went to get milk and never came back.

Mike: Yo Stanley, where's your dad?
Stanley: He went to get milk. He hasn't been back for the past 10 years.
Mike: OH! HE'S A FATHER!

by URBBY August 23, 2021

Father

The only man a little girl can trust.

Mother - Where is my daughter?
Father - I can't tell you. She trusts me. :)))))))

by fairyprincess August 26, 2021

I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it

"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"

by LLBDAB June 1, 2021

Father

I don’t have one

Father went to go to the store

by Mayo_river June 13, 2021

Father Tally

Also goes by the name Daddy tally or Metallica4ever. The father of the DI-32 immigrants coming to DI-17. Also the funder of the Sweden meetup.

Father Tally has cleansed us from our sins.

by ailuriidae June 16, 2021

father fap

What's happening in the other room when you hear very loud moaning coming from your dad's laptop speakers before he frantically turns down the volume.

Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...

Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022