9:32 on a Tuesday afternoon

When Jake let’s Timmy out of his dwelling.

“Oh it’s 9:32 time to let Timmy out”
Jake, “You don’t want to know what happens at 9:32 on a Tuesday afternoon.”

by JakeTimmyLover96 December 23, 2022

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Late Tuesday

When you don’t pull out in time so you just get lube, cum, and shit all over yourself

Dickhead one: so how was it with Jeremy
Dickhead two: oh it was just another Late Tuesday, fluids everywhere

by Gabae333 January 9, 2023

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Kogi Tuesday

The day that every resident of TKE West looks forward to.

Sam Rov: Holy fuck do you know what day it is?
Jake Wall: No.
Sam Rov: It's Kogi Tuesday!!!!

by GoldDigger123465 April 11, 2023

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Tuesday, April 11 2023

National only stanky ahh b!tches hate on wiggles day

“Wiggles ur annoying asf & act like a pick me.” An example that a stanky ahh b!tch would say on Tuesday, April 11 2023

by Flabbyab April 11, 2023

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See You Next Tuesday

A low-key way to call someone a cunt. Some people also say “Catch You Next Tuesday”.

C - See
U - You
N - Next
T - Tuesday

“Maria! I’ll see you next Tuesday!”

by blondecity April 16, 2023

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Tuesday

Tuesday is the day shit gets real and more often than not hilarious events take place. Becoming the most talked about day of the week. Happy Tuesday guys.

Man 1 - why are there only men here, where is his girl ?
Man 2 - it's men's only. She's been sent away for the night.
Man 3 - clapping hands. It's spa night.

Next morning. Girl returns. Finds one sock in the bed which clearly belongs to a male, not her partners.

Man 2 passed out on the couch wakes to a sock hitting him in the face.

Girl 'screaming' - you fucked my boyfriend, or he fucked you.

Guy 2 thinks to himself ...

Only on Tuesdays.

by victoriabay April 18, 2023

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