Simon

Simon is a shy and fearful person. He afraid to express his true self to anyone except for very close friends. However he is has a funny and cute personality. Once he fall in love with a girl called Jenny due to her angel-like appearance. However he does not have the guts to follow her instagram. He asked his friend to follow her so that he can follow Jenny for mutual relationship. Jenny plays violin. Simon would always dreaming him playing the piano with Jenny playing the violin together. One day they really did it.

Simon you missed a note there! - Jenny

by Jonas fucker July 21, 2022

Simon Binglesmart

the most amazing person ever! he is so cool he watc h lanky box and everything

guy 1: i hate Simon Binglesmart
guy 2: i raped your sister

by Simon Binglesmart July 23, 2022

Simon can you shut up!

Simon can you shut up!
Its a sentence used when autism hits a peak of annoyance.

Simon: PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
Erik: Simon can you shut up!

by kuckky August 4, 2022

Simon

can seem nice from time to time, but he can be can be as mean as the devil

jesus christ simon could be spawn of the devil

by Salomien October 22, 2019

Simon and Garfinkel's

A former Washington D.C.-based "yupscale" department-store chain dat featured live-music entertainment.

Simon and Garfinkel's stayed open 24/7 because they wanted to make sure their customers would still have time to shop after watching their singers perform for a number of hours.

by QuacksO December 6, 2020

simon

they have a huge monster cock.

oh my god its simon dont cum yet

by lolnogæhœ December 11, 2020

Simon

The most heartbreaking guy ever!!! Such a bad guy! He likes to play with girls feelings and then he just behave like nothing happened and acts innocent. HE IS A DUMBASS FCKBOY!!!

Girl 1: is that simon?

Me: yes he broke my friends heart!!!

Girl 1: such a fckboy

by Steinchen<3 November 22, 2021