shrimp

That guy on twitter.com that only occasionally tweets bangers

P: What's 9+10?
S: shrimp

by PimpyMcShrimpy May 12, 2021

Land shrimp

odd people call crickets land shrimp

Bob: Look at the crickets!
Billy: Im afraid of crickets, I call them land shrimp so they're less scary.

by ...Nugget... May 28, 2021

shrimp cocktail

A slang term indicating that you have high levels of fluorine in your body.

Bob: I have such high fluorine levels right now dude!
Sam: Bro, you mean you have a shrimp cocktail!

by freshfarmedsalmon April 22, 2021

shrimping

When your fucking a girl in the ass and ejaculate inside and get a straw and drink it

Hey man you ever been shrimping

by Riporroni May 3, 2021

Sloppy Shrimp

The male genitalia in a flaccid post coital withdrawal.

I was done so I whipped out the sloppy shrimp and went off to find a snack.

by MasterData November 11, 2021

shrimp

(verb)
- to be forcibly shoved in between a bed and a wall against your will

-“Ow I just got totally shrimped by my girlfriend Hannah, I’m stuck!!”

by NotASenatorNamedDave November 14, 2021

Swimming with the shrimps

A gang bang involving man poorly endowed men

P1: I’ve got a real small dick man, hard to get chicks
P2: Oh, me too bro. Come swimming with the shrimps sometime with me.

by Thubby_master March 23, 2022