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Sloppy Sands

A sloppy sands is the more aggressive version of a wet willy. It’s when you spit in your hand and run it down another persons butt crack like a debit card.
My sister got mad at me and gave me a sloppy sands. Now my butt crack is wet.
by iBuyGamerGirlPee February 22, 2019
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sloppy toddler

When you give head to somebody with a very small, toddler size penis using a lot of saliva.
“How was your date last night?”
NEVER AGAIN! He asked for a sloppy toddler!”
by RaaWrxsdddd// July 28, 2018
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sloppy shoreline

A term used to describe teenagers who gets blackout drunk at any Shoreline Amphitheatre event and in turn act like sloppy trash.
Friend 1: “Im gonna get wasted at the concert
Friend 2: “dont be sloppy shoreline!”
by Lmao7869 July 29, 2018
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Sloppy 9

Described when 6ix9ine was in prison, (usually works if two men do this) they go in to the 69 position with no lubrication except saliva and cum. The end result is when they cum in their faces and make out afterwards.
"wanna try a Sloppy 9 my guy?."
"didnt that goofy nigga 6ix9ine do that in prison"
"yeah, shit sounds fun."
by Marshmallow Ninja September 27, 2018
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Sloppy Smurf

When you nut in a blue condom and it turns inside out when you're taking it off.
Sorry baby. I sloppy smurfed all over you.
by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018
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Sloppy Smurf

An outdoor circle jerk and flies land in the jizz.
Sorry flies. I sloppy smurfed all over you.
by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018
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Sloppy Smurf

When an old bearded man raw dogs a little person.
by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018
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