Sharting my britches

When you are
1. scared to death
2. Pooping your pants
3. overly excited

that scared me so much, I was so close to Sharting my britches

by kassideeIsbetter February 18, 2023

Shart

it’s potty humor, but Sharting is when you fart, and you shit your pants. Pretty simple. Not a fun experience.

X: Hey man! I heard you sharted the other day!
Y: kill yourself

by BlacephalonSupremacy December 19, 2023

sharts-icle

an ice cream cone where someone/something has sharted inside of it.

"Hey mark, wanna go buy some sharts-icles at Dan's Market?"

by egc01 December 28, 2023

shart

when you fart and shit at the same time. it stinks like shit

bob: did you just shart
billy: maybe

by poltzer January 19, 2024

Shart

Sharting occurs when faeces exit the anus as a result of an atomic fart. It is often unintentional and is most common in cases of explosive diarrhoea.

Friend A: Omg what is that stench
Friend B: Sorry. I think I sharted. I have to go.

by shartlooty January 30, 2024

Whoop sharting

When you walk into a public bathroom with your girlfriend and a dude is taking a shit , so your girlfriend says ‘whoop whoop’ cos she just got hired at donut king

Bro I got a stiffy when my mrs and I went whoop sharting

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

ala shart

When you think you have to take a large dump, but it comes out in little pieces one at a time.

I though I had to take a huge dump, turns out it was ala shart

by rockmongrel October 17, 2023