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poop lasagna

When you think you're done pooping, you start wiping, only to realize that you need to poop again. Then are you done? Yeah, wipe again. Oops, more poop? Then wipe some more. Coined by Larry the Cable Guy.
Larry was at the county fair making poop lasagna in the bathroom. "Poop, paper, poop, paper, poop, paper..."
by Brock Anonymous July 2, 2008
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bead poop

the tiny ceramic remnants that result from making the center hole in glass bead-making
Kathy was working all weekend on some new necklace creations and made a big pile of bead poop in the process. Looks like glitter.
by flyingdog April 25, 2008
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poop socker

A person who is so engrossed in their MMORPG (World of WarCraft, EverQuest, etc.) that they forgo even the most basic formalities surrounding biological need, like going to the bathroom to defecate.

They poop in a sock instead.
Stop being a poop socker and come out to the bar.
by honkbert March 25, 2008
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poop boner

A need to poop that gives you a slight erection
Tim Kaye had a poop boner after his concert.
by TopeaseArlie July 22, 2006
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Poop Sex

First word, poop, second word, sex, whole word, pleasure, experience, unforgettable. Poop Sex is when two buddys or pals are cuddling and push their butts together. This intense romantic moment causes them to poop making the poop coagulate (scientificly reaction) and their poop combines going into both butts completeing the poop sex. This profecy has been around for many years. This message is also approved by Guy Feiri!
Hey bro! Wanna Poop Sex?

...Poop Sex?

My favorite activity is Poop Sex!
by poopsexluver74 April 24, 2020
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Poop Baby

A poop so giant it feels like you just pushed a baby out of your butt.
OH MAN I JUST HAD A POOP BABY! I think I'll name it George.
by Poopmama February 15, 2009
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poop friend

A friend you're close enough to that you can talk about poop -- having to poop, the smell of it, that you just fired off a big one, that sort of thing. Very valuable.
"Ugh, I still feel like crap. I fired one off 10 minutes ago and it didn't help."
'What, a poop?'
"Yeah... we're poop friends, right? I can tell you that, right?"
'Uhh... yes?'
by Yet Another Josh Cohen October 30, 2007
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