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Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass

What you'd say about a man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, claps you can hear across the universe.
Person 1: Dude look at that guy, he has an aunt jemima milkshake ass!

Person 2: Shut the fuck up bro, it's not that massive
by amogusbruh21youstupid September 28, 2024
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Milkshaking

2 uncircumsized men stitch their foreskin together and make it form a cup. Then they wrap it around both their cocks, and cum inside of it until it fills up like a balloon. Then, using their dicks like a spoon, they slosh the cum around until it becomes foamy and then they drink it.
Me and jerry love to go milkshaking together. It is great fun and we get a tasty drink when it's done!
by Yung cumshot November 25, 2024
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Mushy Milkshake

The sex term, “mushy milkshake”, is when a man, diarrheas into another man’s asshole, and then sticks his penis inside the man’s asshole, and keeps it in until ejaculation. Post-ejaculation, the man pours the concoction into a glass, and the two men enjoy the nice, warm, delicious Mushy Milkshake.
Trevor and his boyfriend Dylan enjoy nightly Mushy Milkshakes.
by John Tortorella December 5, 2024
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booty milkshake

when a guy cums inside of a butthole and drinks the cum immediately after while shaking the butt cheeks at the same time.
Dude i booty milkshakes sharnees last night and its was amazing.
by westside baddie December 8, 2024
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booty milkshake

when a guy cums inside of a persons butthole and eats the booty hold right after while shaking the booty.
Dude i booty milkshake sharnees last night, it was crazy.
by westside baddie December 8, 2024
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The Canadian Milkshake

A milkshake consisting specifically of McDonald's breakfast, including: Orange Juice, Sausage and Egg McMuffins, Hash Browns, and coffee of consumer's choice. Serving size may vary.
On Thursday morning, after class, I enjoyed a nice lukewarm Canadian Milkshake. The Canadian Milkshake
by NevrgunnagivUup October 24, 2019
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Mormon Milkshake

A term for something or someone that, on the surface, appears entirely wholesome, innocent, or conventional, but secretly possesses an unexpected, often edgy, rebellious, or surprisingly unconventional side. It's the hidden kick in an otherwise sweet package.

Derived from the common association of "Mormon" with clean-cut living, combined with "milkshake" (especially in its pop culture sense) implying a hidden allure or "something extra."
Example 1:
"Did you see Sarah's new tattoo? Who knew she was such a Mormon milkshake!"
Example 2:
"This indie band's music sounds like a lullaby, but then the lyrics drop some seriously dark philosophy. Total Mormon milkshake."
Example 3:
"My grandma's knitting circle is a Mormon milkshake; they gossip about the wildest stuff while making baby booties."
by HappyCamper2069 July 18, 2025
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