Private Jet

An elaborate and expensive way to appear a hypocrite.

Yeah, but I off set the carbon with lots of trees, and a Papal dispensation. Now let’s park my private jet next to that snowdrift while I harangue you about Global Warming you smelly peasants

by Maggie T May 7, 2025

hydro jetting

Pissing in someone's ass during or after anal sex.

Hey Bob, you want to try hydro jetting?

by Daybit May 18, 2024

Jetting

A form of masturbation involving pool jets (or jacuzzi jets) where one willing individual pulls their swimming trunks down and spreads their cheeks, inserting the jet into the open asshole, letting the gallons of water be absorbed within.

“I was at my local pool and noticed my dick didn’t fit in the jets, so I decided to try jetting and oh boy the pressure really gets to you.”

by BIGGESTANDY May 19, 2024

Tennessee Jets

When someone pours cheap Tennessee whiskey into their asshole or vagina and subsequently squirts said whiskey into someone else’s mouth and eyes.

I think I got herpes in my eye after that chick gave me Tennessee Jets last night.

by Zach Walters February 16, 2024

Jay Jay the Jet Plane

A goddamn creepy kids’ show about planes, fire trucks, tow trucks and helicopters having faces on them living in the fictional county of Tarrytown. Each episode has them solving problems and learning Bible lessons (only on the TLC/Smile/Qubo broadcasts; and on the Yippee streaming service). Later, in 2001, PBS picked up the show without the Bible lessons being learned.

Man, I really used to watch Jay Jay the Jet Plane in my childhood. Not as bad as Thomas though.

by Willingins February 3, 2026