grip the goblin

A term for masturbation, but in a much desired sense. As if youve needed it all your life.

Jackson:(man taylor looked so good earlier. When i get home i need to grip the goblin,till i carpet burn!

by Drippyness June 30, 2018

Grip

Grip, another word for handjob.

Homie: Aye my girl gave me grip last night

Homie 2: That's cool.

by JaQuavis August 23, 2018

Grip

Grip An extreme amount of something.

People be winning a grip of prizes on that t.v. game show!

by Pinkylink January 20, 2019

mini-grip

A half gram of a powdered narcotic, primarily for personal use.

I got a mini-grip so it is smooth sailing tonight.

by Iamlostagain May 22, 2018

Grip and Go

An insult directed towards males implying that the subject in question ejaculates fast.

"Grip" means to hold the penis, and "Go" is the cum immediately exiting the penis after just one grasp.

"Johnny's such a dick. I bet he's a Grip and Go too.

by impadop September 12, 2022

goopy grip

Generally used to refer to girls named Saadya, this terminology is used to describe a pussy that has both gorilla grip and a super soaker 9001 built in.

I didn't know Saadya had that goopy grip when I first met her, but I found out when she made me bust in 90 seconds.

by forkis May 4, 2022

grip

A gun , A firearm.

I just saw a opp , but I ain't have the grip so he got beat up.

by StrawberryFlavoredLasagna October 8, 2022