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can I touch that bodonkadonk fool?
Human: "yo buddy, can I touch that bodonkadonk fool"?
Dog: "bark" "bite"
Human:"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
by doughboi 2006 April 13, 2021
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flake fool

You invited your bro out and he seems down to go however he low key passes because he's with a chick.
flake fool - "Hey I'll go let me see what's up with her first."
by anonymous April 14, 2021
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flake fool

You invite you boy out and he checks with his woman before he decides.
I don't want want to be a flake fool. Let me see what my girl says first.
by anonymous April 14, 2021
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Dully Fool

"this you?"- Person 1 (dully fool in question)
"that isn't me you dully fool" -Person 2
by fullydully April 15, 2021
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Sexy Fool

Sexy Fool is the husband of Robin's Left Nut he is his most trusted friend and soulmate, Sexy fool otherwise known as Bakuhoe is someone you can trust, but if you get him mad you can expect Robin his husband to be waiting for you.
Hey look it's Sexy Fool I wish I was in his position.
Hey watch out you don't wanna make Sexy Fool mad he might call his Husband after you
by Robin's Left Nut May 21, 2021
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Fool

Someone who starts to write something they don’t need to write.

Alternatively, someone who doesn’t write something they do need to write.
‘Wow, we’re you about to write that down even though you didn’t need to? You must feel like a fool
by I’m just right. May 26, 2021
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Fool-King Jackholes

Fool-King Jack-Holes
(noun, plural)
/ˈfu l kɪŋ dʒæk-hoʊlz/

Definition:
A pompous group of delusional men (and their enabler ladies) (usually in positions of power or self-appointed importance) who strut around with the self-assurance of kings, demagogues, dictators, with the wisdom of fools, and the moral depth of a mud puddle. Often loud, self-congratulatory, and totally unaware that everyone sees through their act.

Think: a mash-up of a court jester, a reality-TV strongman, and the guy at the office who thinks he's a visionary because he read one leadership book in 2009.

Examples:

🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King Jack-Holes."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King Jack-Hole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King Jack-Holes."

Related Terms:
Jackassery, Ego Parade, Court of Clowns, Dunning-Kruger Klub, Pretend-o-crats
🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King JackHoles."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King JackHole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King JackHoles."
by Pen-Dragon June 21, 2025
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