Faustus keyboard disease

A disease which causes people on Discord to type in all caps and frequently yell "AAAAAAAA"

Faustus: LIFE IS SO DEPRESSING!!!!!!!!
Yusuf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kass: Bruh why does everyone on Discord have Faustus keyboard disease lately

by notyusufr October 25, 2020

convenient sickness disease

It's what you get when you pretend to be sick, but aren't.

"Hey honey, want to see the new Twilight movie?"
"I'd love to, honey, but *cough* I can't. *cough* *cough* I'm really sick."
"Really? Sick with what?"
"Convenient sickness disease."
*SLAP*

by TubbyCustard August 13, 2010

Skull Trooper Disease

A disease where your balls turn purple, your nuts turn into V-Bucks, it's insane

My boy Crispy was diagnosed with Skull Trooper Disease.

by Crispy Concords May 30, 2023

Tiny Chicken Disease

A terrible disease that occurs when a tiny chicken gets into the head of a human and lays eggs. The eggs hatch and more tiny chickens are born. Then the new generation of tiny chickens lay eggs, then they hatch and so on until there a so many tiny chickens that they can't fit inside the head. They need to get out, but they're pressing against the skull. The only way they can escape is via the nose/mouth/eyes.

Or, for the less imaginitive - the common cold

Often abbreviated to 'TCD'

"Ahhh, I feel terrible. Headache, sore throat, running eyes and nose, a cough, keep sneezing. I think I've got the Tiny Chicken Disease."

by Alexisonfireeeee March 8, 2010

black rifle disease

The disease commonly developed after purchasing or building an ar15. Once you have one, you hafta have another. Common side effects are empty bank accounts, loss of jobs, and divorce

Jim's wife kicked him out and filed for divorce after he bought his 3rd black rifle after suffering from black rifle disease

by AR builder November 4, 2013

shoddy body disease

A slang term for Munchausen's syndrome. Shoddy body disease is typically used when the speaker wishes to imply that the person in question is of a lower class. The sufferer need not be clinically diagnosed—shoddy body disease is more an insult than clinical reference.

Note that, as with Munchausen's syndrome by proxy, "shoddy body disease by proxy" is the term referring to the form of the disease in which mothers use their childrens' medical conditions for the same purposes.

My grandma's neighbor has all these made-up diseases and says her kids can only eat grains and meats. She totally has shoddy body disease." "This girl on my message board has a brain injury and back injury but mucks out stables. And her daughter has a fever of 102 every other day, and double sinus and ear infections constantly. Shoddy body disease by proxy is scary!

by MRB1980 June 20, 2010

Gau Butt Disease

A chronic disease which causes you to poop and not realize it.

Jeff has the Gau butt disease

by Salmon juuls May 19, 2019