Ghost child

When the child is hardly noticed or heard

Ghost child:hey can we go to the movies?
Mother:
Other child: hey mom can we go to the movies?
Mother: sure!
Ghost child: 🙄

by L.M.T.L December 15, 2019

Brain-Child

When two or more people come up with an idea together

My friend and I just had a brain-child. What if, hear me out, we mixed the cake mix with the waffle mixture?

by bitchassmotherfuck April 8, 2019

Buestiny's Child

When you spend all day eating nothing but Kinder Bueno products, and you take a large dump.

"I've just done the largest Buestiny's Child"

by ChildishGambueno April 17, 2019

Child stomach

Usually a secret component in kids stomach that can hold sweets, desserts etc.

C:Man in full
M:Its time fór dessert tho
C: *CHILD STOMACH enters the chat*

by TomaskOwO August 16, 2019

child connersaur

A man to measure the sex they had with a kid and tape it

Tyler: hey samuel.
Sam: no not again .
Tyler: this time im bringing the child connersaur with us
Cc (behimd tree) yesss!

by Usingdrugslike2001 June 1, 2018

accoustic child

A really fucking slow kid who has adhd, and autism. A new innovative way of calling people dumbasses

Shut the fuck up Susan you accoustic child

by KillMeIHateAllYouFucktards January 8, 2018

child nest

A type of day care in which the children are treated like little birds in a nest.

I sent my son to the child nest as he needed extra love and attention

by Childnest_101 May 2, 2018