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Totalitarian Sect-Cult

Yup. Totally. Choas. Foundation. Critical thinking. Democracy. Stalin. Hitler. Not the church.

Hym "Oh? Really? That all sounds familiar..."

Some Guy "Yeah! It's a totalitarian sect-cult that is doing anti-cult propaganda for *insert foreign enemy* bzzzzrrp!"

Hym "Neat! I love those!"

Some Guy "But it's not the church! Don't think for a second that the church would EVER... Do a targeted disinformation campaign... I mean... They would burn people alive but they would NEVER lie blatantly about a g-g-g-guy! *beep boop*"

Hym "Oh shit! There's a guy now!? Who's the guy!?"

Some Guy "Oh man! You won't believe it! He's a schizophrenic psychopath with adhd and a messiah complex and a Nepolian complex and he's got all the disorders and he says he's being targeted and harassed but really he is organizing the targeting and harassing!"
Hym "Wow! I like him already! Tell me more!"

Some Guy "Oh geez, well, he wants to sow the seeds of CHOAS! And he LOVES Stalin and Hilter! And he HATES democracy! And he's doesn't want you to use your critical thinking so he can destroy the foundation of the west and trick you into thinking that the church is bad!"

Hym "Oh no! How could a Jewish incest cult possibly be bad!?"

Some Guy "I don't know! But you don't believe him, right? Because he's got all the disorders and complexes that there are. AND! AND! He's possessed by a ghost!"

Hym "Ohoho! Spooky! That's a pretty spooky Totalitarian Sect-Cult right there! I'll keep an eye out, alright? You take care now."

Some Guy "Bzzzzrrrp! R-r-r-remember, the church might be hiding pedophiles but they definitely wouldn't ever expend any capital to steal a guy's identity and replace him with crisis actors to promote an explicitly pro-religion propaganda campaign!"

Hym "Well alrighty then dawg. For shizzle."
by Hym Iam February 7, 2025
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The Colon Three Cult

A cult of weirdos who play geometry dash and spam colon three in a text channel. And we play a lot of geometry dash, believe me.
Owned by Prismapeia.
by TheCub1cal February 26, 2025
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cult

Noun. A group of people who believes that their founder was sent by a god.

Others believe they are (i) Angels or (ii) someone like a god or (iii) someone who is the fulfillment of a prophecy.

Some form of cults are involved in politics. Most of these cults are offshoots of a major religion. They have weird doctrines that contradict mainstream religion, and worse, are allergic to anything that pertains to such a religion.
1) A cult is in the limelight after a controversy surrounding the mismanagement of its leaders.
2) He broke up with his girlfriend after he found out that she was a member of a cult.
by Caramon November 24, 2021
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cult

Noun. A group of people who believes that their founder was sent by a god.

Others believe they are (i) Angels or (ii) someone like a god or (iii) someone who is the fulfillment of a prophecy.

Some form of cults are involved in politics. Most of these cults are offshoots of a major religion. They have weird doctrines that contradict mainstream religion, and worse, are allergic to anything that pertains to such a religion.
1) A cult is in the limelight after a controversy surrounding the mismanagement of its leaders.
2) He broke up with his girlfriend after he found out that she was a member of a cult.
by Caramon November 24, 2021
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Covid cult

The clowns who supported shutting down the economy and destroying small businesses over a flu. You can spot them now still wearing masks in 2023.
Did you see that guy at the mall? Still wearing a mask in 2023? Yeah he’s totally part of the Covid cult.
by WinoDaPoop June 12, 2023
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Jim McMahon Gay Nazi Sex Cult

The cult following of former NFL quarterback, Jim McMahon. Mostly referring to his tenure in Chicago.
Yeah man, I’m in the Jim McMahon Gay Nazi Sex Cult. I love Jim and his big gay nazi cock!
by JimmyMac9 June 6, 2024
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Raskanda cult

To be part of the Raskanda cult you must use the name Raskanda then a number when you are playing kahoot or blooket .
I am part of the Raskanda cult because when I played on kahoot my nickname was Raskanda 6
by Silly susage 56 June 13, 2024
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