Brandon

a person you refer to ass having a micro penis

That kid?.... yea, kind of a brandon if ya ask me.

by LONGshlongJustin July 12, 2019

brandon

a ugly money thirsty hoe that only likes you if you give him money

brandon will kill you for cash

by brandon killer November 14, 2019

Brandon

That dude with a small dick

Girl: oh my god Brandon, has the smallest penis

by Alpiney December 10, 2019

brandon

Brandons smell like absulute shit and talk about fortnite,pokemon, and his moms tits. brandons are crazy over candy and anything that will get them high.

oh shit what smells like tits must be brandon

by balosires9000 June 18, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is a shitty boyfriend he makes you think ur the only girl in the world when he is talking to many he only cares about sex and nudes ofc he makes you think he loves you then when he’s got what he wants and he gets tired he will leave you and never talk to you again but he will continue to talk shit on you behind ur back

Omg Brandon is such a douche he’s talking about that girl behind her back

by Justabitchdoingherthing August 6, 2019

Brandon

A kid who likes to draw hentai and runs head first into battle almost getting his party killed.

Who the feck invited Brandon??

by D&D Gamer 101 January 10, 2020

brandon

brandons are notorious for having stank ass breath. do NOT get close to them, their coochie smelling breath will kill you. it deadass is toxic, just like their personality. don’t trust them, they’re just trying to get close to kill you with their breath.

“yo did you smell brandons breath??”

“yeah dawg, that shit was gnarly.”

by ihatewhiteboys226 September 12, 2020