June 3rd

June 3rd is National egg day, or how others call it, egg your friends house day. This day can be fun or traumatic!

You: It's June 3rd!

Friend: And...?

You: You know what, let's stop by your house!

Friend: Ummm ok?

*Friend realizes*
Both: ......

by Zanana da banana May 29, 2022

June 3rd

The fog is coming on June 3rd

"THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING"
Johhny: "I can't wait to get married on June 10th!"
Danny: "What are you talking about June 10th? The fog is coming June 3rd, The fog is coming June 3rd, The fog.

by blkholo May 31, 2022

June 3rd

June 3rd is National Noah Hate Day, meaning you must hate any person named Noah during this day.

"I can't wait for June 3rd!" Said Jane

by Anonymous_70 June 3, 2022

june 3rd

This is national give someone head day!!! go find your quirky mate (most importantly blonde) with a huge dick. Have fun sucking on seven inches of air.

JUNE 3RD

by jsvhazfcishqgal;vfrwgueqvakfwv June 3, 2022

april 3rd 2011

You are weird and like to touch butts

Me: Yay I love butt touching

Her: why
Me: it’ll april 3rd 2011

by Mabb124689 June 4, 2022

December 3rd

National apple juice day

DAVE: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking december 3rd up in here

by frustracean December 7, 2021

December 3rd

At December 3rd you must give anyone u love or they must you a hoodie/jacket or etc.

Bff 1: hey bestie! Want some hoodie?
Bff 2: Hey! What??

Bff 1: It’s December 3rd, I listen to Conan Gray’s song named Heather
Bff 2: Ooohh ok

by AmberApple3.14 December 9, 2021