Zero gravi-d

Adjective/Noun/Verb
The act of taking too much viagra therefore causing a prolonged erection

Doctor: "and what was your last oral intake Jimmie?"
Jimmie: "well I took some viagra."
Doctor: "it seems to be that your diagnosis is a case of zero gravi-d"

by Lobot13 July 22, 2017

zero

the concept of zero can be explained by the absence of a number

3-2-1... zero?

buy a zero mug

by isocialmad March 1, 2019

zero

Zero is the number of points which AEK Athens gained in the Champions League season 2018-2019. Zero points is the worst a team can ever accomplish.

AEK Athens gained zero points this season. PAOK Thessaloniki will do the same next year.

by CyborgGR December 12, 2018

Zero

The amount of money Mexico will pay for Trump's boarder wall

News in from the future, Mexico still pays zero for the wall

by MrMoDoJoJr February 11, 2019

Zero Dollar Friend

When you have a friend that is close to you and acts straight but is really gay or bi and trying to get closer to you

Omg Emily is Jackie’s zero dollar friend and Emily doesn’t even see it #LOL

by LeO4show October 1, 2018

You have a zero balance

A statement that always brings a really nice sens of relief to see/hear when checking/inquiring about your account-status.

"You have a zero balance" is comparably welcome to seeing that delightful little word "approved" pop up on the LCD display of a store's card-scanner, informing you that your debit/Food Stamps card didn't have a problem processing your purchases that time.

by QuacksO April 1, 2019

Coke Zero

Coke Zero is for gay-ass niggas.

Bloke 1: “you want some Coke Zero?”
Bloke 2: “Nah, I ain’t a gay-ass nigga, I drink Diet Coke like a man.”

by DietCoke>CokeZero May 24, 2019