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man squirt

The shit you have to squeegee off the wall when you're done. (Green side)
The man squirt got on the shower wall so I had to squeegee it off. The scrub daddy was not happy afterwards.
by Spiderjel February 18, 2025
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Squirt Incident

An incident that occured when a pervert by the name of Uzair asked a 15 year old girl if she squirts. This incident happened when the hornball Uzair, got horny after he made some rumors about his girl, so he asked an innocent girl playing fortnite with her friends if she squirts, rumor has it he has no remorse.
"Do you squirt?" Asked Uzair
"Whats the squirt incident?"
by AOA Association March 5, 2025
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squirt basket

The trail of semen left by everyone at a swingers party that can be caught in a basket or that no one wanted to catch or give to. Slang for someone that is extremely rude or is the scum of the earth.
You are nothin but a dirty squirt basket!
by Mister Wildcat November 24, 2021
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Squirt

Means you fuck me too good and I love the fuck outta you. Exactly that.
by Maackdawg May 20, 2023
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bacon squirt

A greasy squirt that bacon has to offer.

Could also mean a puss that squirt just like bacon.
Guy 1: "Hey remember Jezebel?"
Guy 2: "Yeah?"
Guy 1: "She had the most diabolical bacon squirt ever!"
by TugThatBaconGurl69 June 7, 2024
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Sergeant Squirt

A bitch that kills people on COD, outside of that he’s likely an Esports pro on an alternate account.
Random Idiot that peaked a corner: “AHHH FUCK ITS Sergeant Squirt” *dies*
by BYUUUUUUUUUU July 30, 2024
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Squirt Incident

When your on call and you ask a girl if they squirt, she then goes silent and your sitting there, regretting your choice forever. Your aquaintences find out and they make fun of you for it forever, and then you skip the next few weeks because you think shes gonna come up to you and yell at you infront of everyone even though she doesnt even show up anywhere near you.
"Hey, do you squirt?!?!" - Weird dude
"Ew" - The Girl
This is the Squirt Incident
by AOA Association March 26, 2025
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