Squid

Exactly like an octupus but republican

Person 1: awww what a cute octupus
Person 2: dude thats not an octupus Thats a squid! Its wearing a maga hat!
Person 1: oh my bad

by Excalibur made out of pigeons December 5, 2021

Squid

Someone who is lame. Opposite of ferda

“Yo u like Spencer?”
“Nah he’s a squid”

by froggypark674 July 8, 2022

Squid in lungs

When your girlfriend / boyfriend is asleep and you force feed them squid but shove it down into there lungs instead of there stomach

Did you hear last week Jason force fed his girlfriend guusje squid when she was asleep she died of squid in lungs

by Jason&guusje July 19, 2022

Squid

a slimy ass nigga or jus someone whos annoying pissing you off being dumb lazy or left you on opened or something like thag

your a fucking squid bro.

by 420.clowns August 1, 2022

squid work

when you drink a lot of ink so when you piss or shit its full of ink and you do your work with it

(85%) at least for the paper

teacher i did my work cough *squid work*

by danny manny fanny May 2, 2022

Squid game

squid game is a game that people play for money but in real life you play green light red light and win 500$ but its only for 10 people max if all the players are eliminated the doll wins 1000$

squid game life 500$ 100$

by Mohammed moulid January 7, 2022

Deep Fried Squid Balls

When you stick your balls in a deep fryer and say "blub blub i'm an octopus nigga" and then fuck someone

person: "aye me and this bitch made deep fried squid balls"

by xvx_k1r1t0_xvx_killme January 21, 2022