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Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm

Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.
by Le French Raccoon October 6, 2020
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sperm spit sack

someone who sucks so much >:(

thinks theyre deep
ruins the mood
thinks theyre mature for their age
has a bad meme page
denys being a femboy

very ugly

dead mom
sam/ john/ jason : “ok alicia/estrella :|”
us : “ok sperm spit sack :|”
by sperm spit sack October 7, 2020
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Sperm spit sack

Very ugly, thinks they're mature for their age, is a man, denies being a femboy, moms dead, usually owns a meme page or memes are trash, reuses the same memes daily, very ugly, has a 1000+ followers but gets 80 likes, ex-girlfriend says the nword (isn't black), uses sad qoutes un-ironically, a catfish, fucks their car, has bad music taste, either nasty hair or is bald (probably has lice) no wrists, car smells like pine trees, asks for hugs on your birthday, ugly is contagious, claims to be very depressed, posts the same picture on their feed, is either rewlly fat or too scrawny, disables comments and untagged themselves from posts, probably homophobic but is in the closet, very ugly
Sam/jason/john/jim: ok alicia/estrella

Alicia/estrella: okay sperm spit sack
by anonymous October 7, 2020
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Sperm

• The unwanted product of copulation, makes babies.
- Joe, you have sperm on your face!
- That's because your mom doesn't swallow.
by kubik2233 March 21, 2017
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sperm laser

A extremly fast and large laser that impregnants all the women in it's path.
Women: OH SHlT IT'S A SPERM LASER! RUUUUUUN!
Men: Ahhh, I see Johhny is going at it again.
by SugarDadddy March 24, 2017
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Sperm Whale

"Dude, Susan's totally a sperm whale!"
by SkinheadPinhead April 16, 2017
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sperm specks

When a man ejaculates on the specs, or glasses of another person.
Hey, Velma! How do you like those sperm specks girl!
by Sir. Queefs-a-lot July 4, 2017
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