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Shrek

A mythical God and creature that has made many good things that our world stands on

if it was not for him our world would have corrupoted
"Onions have layers, so do ogres" - shrek parable of the onion

see also shrekism Living of of the parable of the onion a great thing
Shrek: hey donky onions have layers
donky: *ode to joy intensifies*
by Jimmy neutron_64290 January 17, 2020
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Shrek is the god we shall all praise. He has the thiccest ass cheeks in all the swamp. Shrek is love shrek is life. If you thinkj hes not daddy, you will be immediately sacrificed to lord farquaad. periodt.
by ThiccDudelmao January 21, 2020
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super cool guy like he is green but that don't mater but on the other hand he is married to a other oger named Fiona!!. he has a friend that is a donkey named donkey
have you seen Shrek he is so cool -_0
by shrek is super cool January 27, 2020
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If you dont know who Shrek is WTF r u doing with your life
Shrek
by [SUBSCRIBE TO CALLMEKEVIN] January 30, 2020
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"Shrek is mine"
by Xsockx April 7, 2020
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A unit of time. A shrek is the length of the movie Shrek (In other words, 1 hour 35 minutes). Shrek is a currently unpopular measurement system that will hopefully grow to be used across the world during this decade
Son: "Mom, when will dinner be ready?"
Mom: "In half a Shrek, son." (47.5 minutes)
by Salmonellq April 26, 2020
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The almighty species he is inevitable and sexy as fuck
Truth or dare
Truth
OK whose the sexiest person ever

Shrek
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