Remembers of shit left under your finger nail after a scat party.
A badly bruised nail bed caused by pressuring the prostate.
A badly bruised nail bed caused by pressuring the prostate.
“Hey bros how’s it going?”
*hand shake*
“Not too bad how about you?”
“Dude… what’s up with your nails? And what’s that smell?”
“I just finished up a dung festival?”
“A what?”
“A scat party!”
“Ew man! You got brown nail.”
*hand shake*
“Not too bad how about you?”
“Dude… what’s up with your nails? And what’s that smell?”
“I just finished up a dung festival?”
“A what?”
“A scat party!”
“Ew man! You got brown nail.”
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-person 2 : nah bro she got blue toe nails, that means it’s stinks of fish down there
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Nav Featuring Sahbabii <Journal>Do Ya Deed Is About Cutting Nails<.7.9.7.6.> mug.April 8th is the official, international holiday “BF pays for your nails”. On this day, he must pay for a fresh set on your hands & toes, and if he misses it, he must accept your biweekly fills as a regular expense until the next year (if not already)
“It’s 4/8, gotta send my girl $200 for her nails. I forgot it was international BF pay for nails day.”
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Get the BF pay for nails day mug.When one fingers an extra zesty pastrami chalupa and neglects to wash the cheesy residue from under their finger nail. What you are left with is called the cooter nail.
I'll meet you at church, I have to go home and clean up. I ran out on that butter-face I was with last night so fast it left me with a cooter nail or two.
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