Earth

A big crowded ghetto that offers no real hope or promise for anybody. Almost everyone is subjugated by the system; school, work, work, work, then they hoodwink you out of retirement so you work until you die. Fuck this shit.

Alien: So how did you like Earth (laughing).
Abductee: What a shithole.

by Space Wrangler September 3, 2021

Earth

Basically the place of which most people reside

Brian: "Yo where do you live?"
Sam: "Earth:

by Funny man not sam June 4, 2021

Earth

A piece a shit rock infested with parasites called humans that hate on each other and need to be taught a lesson.

Why would you live on earth with all those 2 legged things?

by Topboy10000000000 June 26, 2021

Saddest place on earth

Adelaide, South Australia, Australia.

The saddest place on earth and inverse of Disney Land has been found and defined.

by Dead Drop D August 10, 2022

Earth died so badly

son: daddy?
dad: not now son.
early teen son: dad.
dad: Son!
Smoker son: Earth died so badly dude..
Mars: Yeah bro hey who is that?
Smoker son: Idk man

so "Earth died so badly" means our earth end up and world doom day started ex.2 You just died

by Bird feeder was here August 17, 2022

Earth

The messed up planet that's third from the Sun
Facts:
Earth is the only known planet with life
Earth is the only planet that humans have set foot on
Earth's oceans cover 75% of its surface
Earth's atmosphere is 92 times thinner than Venus's.
Earth is the only planet with furries, people, cats and thermos.

Earth is screwed up, man.

by meiscoolbutmofromscratch August 17, 2022

Earth

The beautiful planet we live on, that needs protecting or else it could die

Person 1: I love earth!
Person 2: i dont..
Person 1: why not?
Person 2: its boring
Person 1: Earth is the only known planet thats supports life so you should love it because there isnt anywhere else for us to live at the moment..
Person 2: finnee..

by *Angelic_Star* August 19, 2022