Choke

Kenley Jansen

Right handed Pitcher for the Los Angeles dodgers

#74

Kenley Jansen gets paid 152 million dollars so he can go choke every game

by Amiller27282828 October 8, 2020

panda choke

When u choke after toking a bowl while sucking a dick.

She panda choked all over the club.

by BOOMER1212 October 12, 2020

batman choke

when you grab somebody by the neck and lift them up

Mike did a batman choke to David because he stole his bitch!

by hedo2478 April 6, 2017

Choke-Joke

A joke so funny you shouldn't drink or eat when someone's telling you it. (Or else you might choke because of laughter.)

This word just came into my head one night.

I don't know a good example cuz I'm not funny.
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Coke's a joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke.

by Levi loves soos April 8, 2017

Choke and slide

When he come thru and give you some amazing dick then proceeds to leave!

Jessica had been a bad girl so Jermaine came to give her that choke and slide.

by Damnwhatthefqk April 18, 2017

choking your drawls

The act of masturbation

Quit choking your drawls!

I heard my roommate choking his drawls last night. It sounded violent at certain points...

by Rooj Morej September 24, 2017

Choke on a potato

What to call it when you're teabagging someone with massive balls and you start to gag.

Ari was afraid he'd choke on a potato at lunch today.

by Puntmuffer October 4, 2017