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Jacob Kronert

A jacob Kronert is typically described as an abomination to the doughnut industry. He looks like a hybrid between a penguin and a walrus which explains why he walks like a penguin with diarrhea and creates earthquakes like a walrus.
watch out for that Jacob kronert guy he might steal your doughnut
by jkfbwje November 13, 2019
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jacob koerner

Kaitlyn: jacob i want to fuck u
John: I want to fuck you
Jacob koerner : john fuck me
by 69peepeebutt69 December 4, 2019
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Jacob Neithercoat

Straight legend and straighter hottie.
Jacob Neithercoat clutched again at high jump!
by HisnameisJacob May 2, 2019
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jacob shaw

this person who is a male i think has a mullet and dropped out of school at the age of 16 and was a diesel mechanic
jacob shaw is a alrightt person as he has a mullet
by this my person October 5, 2019
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jacob quackenbush

by awesomeavis1001 April 11, 2020
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Jacob Thomas

a jacob thomas is one of the best people you will ever meet, he is handsome, sweet, caring, funny, and athletic. he will always make you smile and will never hesitate to make you happy. its impossible to be sad around this man. if you have him you never need to lose him because he is one of a kind.
girl: is that jacob thomas?
guy: yes it is i have heard that he is really good at football and him and his girlfriend are goals.
girl: yea too bad he has a girlfriend though.
by country.rrkkyyy April 19, 2020
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Jacob Peel

A really kind loving boy who tries to put a smile on everyone’s face, he is miss treated a lot of the time which isn’t fair as his kind nature and drive to help others warm the hearts of everyone
Me: I’ve been feeling really sad lately

Guy : yeah why
Me: I dunno just haven’t felt myself but I spoke to Jacob Peel and now I feel better

Guy: yeah he’s an awesome guy
by Jimothy greennugget April 28, 2020
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