The name of the most amazing person I have ever met! The most amazing person anyone could be so lucky to meet. He knows exactly what to say and do in intense and dangerous situations, and makes it look easy. He’s very handsome, has the thickest thighs, XXXL hands, big ol bubble but, and the biggest heart you’d ever seen! Very intelligent, but gets very little credit for how much he knows. Incredibly selfless and generous, regardless of what’s going on in his life. The best protector, boy friend, BFF, coach, tutor, father, “step dad Gary” to my 3 girls, and is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I wish I had met him sooner! Very patient with woman he’s dating, even if they’re self destructive, and look for ways to break up. Very loyal and trustworthy, willing to help anyone, anytime, anyplace. He knows how to make everything feel special. And when the women he’s dating really get out of line, he doesn’t hesitate to put them over his knee, and give them a hard, well deserved spanking, that I know I desired more than my next five minutes of oxygen. My only complaint about Shane is that he didn’t spank me often enough, hard enough, or long enough. He knows how to make you feel desired without sex, but when he does, it’s pure bliss!
by Incompetent December 10, 2020
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Kodie Shane: *goes live*
Commentor 1: good morning babe ;)
Commentor 2: check dms <3
Commentor 3: hey sexy <3 <3 <3
Commentor 4: when you letting out new music
Commentor 5: who tf r u
Commentor 6: you fell off lol
Kodie Shane: *ignores trolls and thirsty hoes* I just let some shitout, go listen to that. Y'all don't show me no love no more
Commentor 1: good morning babe ;)
Commentor 2: check dms <3
Commentor 3: hey sexy <3 <3 <3
Commentor 4: when you letting out new music
Commentor 5: who tf r u
Commentor 6: you fell off lol
Kodie Shane: *ignores trolls and thirsty hoes* I just let some shitout, go listen to that. Y'all don't show me no love no more
by SmokeAHugeDick January 8, 2021
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by Eggs and Ham February 20, 2021
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Like most of the definitions, Shane's are often very shy, have massive cocks, and have blue eyes. Shane's are not assholes as the Shane's I know are definitely not assholes. Shane's are often hella confused when it comes to the feelings of love, as Shane's are often single asf. Shane's are also into sports, video games, and candy. Shane's love candy. Shane's are often very tall and skinny, and very shy, with low self esteem. They often enjoy company, and they get sad when it doesn't come. Shane's also have a keen sense of fashion and a fire shoe game. Shane's are also pretty good golfers.
P.S this was written by a mf named Shane lmao
P.S this was written by a mf named Shane lmao
This nigga Shane dumb asf.
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