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i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a taco

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Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!

Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.
by cat hotdog June 15, 2021
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Screaming Lobster

Whilst being in the doggy style position, you plant your partners head down onto the bed or whatever you are using. You then take a mallet and smack your partners fourth vertebrae, causing them to scream and become paralytic, putting it in further whilst doing so. Once you’ve completed your session. You flap their paralytic body around like a lobster. The Screaming Lobster.
We did the screaming lobster last night.
I did the screaming lobster last night with my girlfriend, she is now professor X.
by BigFatBarry69 May 14, 2021
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Insert Screaming Here

When you find some unholy Eddsworld ship
*insert screaming here while seeing tomtord*
by Aflesher May 27, 2021
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Bathing a screaming baby

Putting herpes meds on your member
I had a flare up so bathing a screaming baby was my only option.
by SillyWillyVibes May 27, 2021
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Scream intellectual

An 'intellectual' person that comes from the following social categories or vocations: sports, celebrity, revolutionary, entertaining, academic (social science only), media
I called them a scream intellectual because they seem to have outsized political clout compared to their political critical thinking skills and simply make a lot of political noise as a result. A scream intellectual would be someone like Robert DeNiro and Taylor Swift and Al Sharpton.
by Sexydimma December 16, 2024
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Screaming doughnut

A never ending loop of men engaged in anal intercourse locking the last man into the first.
“Mate, that stag do got so weird it almost became a Screaming Doughnut. We had to call it a night.”
by Son of a Glitch July 23, 2025
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screams

A slang term for "reveals".
The Happy Family sticker on that car's rear windshield screams that the Sherbrooke family has 3 children and 1 cat.
by Emotional Cruiser August 27, 2025
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