by school:sad December 12, 2023
Get the prison mug.Patient: "Hello, Doctor: I suffer from anxiety and depres-"
Doctor: "Xanniieesss!"
NEXT DAY
Patient: Excuse me officer how did i get here.
Officer: "You were found unresponsive in a stolen car with a dead baby in the back seat"
Patient: "They should call these things Prison Pills"
Doctor: "Xanniieesss!"
NEXT DAY
Patient: Excuse me officer how did i get here.
Officer: "You were found unresponsive in a stolen car with a dead baby in the back seat"
Patient: "They should call these things Prison Pills"
by puffingbillies December 11, 2022
Get the Prison Pills mug.When you get gangbanged in prison and they all cum in your ass. Afterwards, when you squat, the "custard" comes out.
Inmate 1-"Lets go give the new guy some of the famous Prison Custard."
3-5 guys follow
1 hour later
New guy - " Oh god! I'll never see custard the same way again!"
3-5 guys follow
1 hour later
New guy - " Oh god! I'll never see custard the same way again!"
by Custard Fanatic December 12, 2022
Get the Prison Custard mug.by anonymous January 12, 2023
Get the Prison Ramen mug.whoops, I accidentally threw a Molotov through the window of a Seven-Eleven, guess I gotta go to prison now.
by EmptyHuskOfHumanity September 9, 2021
Get the prison mug.When you are at a party and a girl is all over you on the couch and you can’t get up or get her off.
Dude you have a girlfriend you can’t be all over Jessica like that.
What was I supposed to do she had me in a prison couch!
What was I supposed to do she had me in a prison couch!
by Bigshmoneydawg September 26, 2021
Get the prison couch mug.When you hit your golf ball closer to the pin than the previous guy. You are getting inside of the closest shot. For instance during a scramble, If Eric hits a shot close to the pin, the team want Josh to get inside of him.
by Bruno Von Schnoz September 28, 2021
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