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Prison life

A game on Roblox that is never updated and exploiters have taken over. The nil sniper never came out and surely will never come out.
Prison life is never updated!”
by Labradoodle 2190 November 4, 2023
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Norwegian Prison

Norwegian prison or the Norwegian jailcell is like a small hotelroom and is the absolute best type of jail in the world. It's often compared to the average college dorm you would find in North America.
Damn I just killed a man and the cops give me a whole ass hotelroom. I love Norwegian prisons
by Theblueber November 5, 2023
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This Place is a Prison

A phrase commonly used when one is distressed by something someone has done, expressing a feeling of being trapped in an unplesant situation.

Usually used when one laments being present for something, or being unable to escape it.
by mintymalty January 4, 2024
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Prison Slop

Prison Slop occurs exactly two days after Thanksgiving:

It is the act of opening your 3 day, 2 night-old grey sweatpants only to release a humidity chamber into the room - with the slightest hint of old meat, proceeded by blasting stuffed-up butt-clusters onto a metal plate across the dinner table then asking your best pal to "eat it because its been locked up for a while".
Trevor was hungry and I had no leftovers, so I offered some prison slop
by Dexterismycat February 9, 2024
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Prison Pills

Medications that inhibit the ability to create and retain memories, often benzodiazepines.
Patient: "Hello, Doctor: I suffer from anxiety and depres-"

Doctor: "Xanniieesss!"

NEXT DAY

Patient: Excuse me officer how did i get here.

Officer: "You were found unresponsive in a stolen car with a dead baby in the back seat"

Patient: "They should call these things Prison Pills"
by puffingbillies December 11, 2022
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Prison Custard

When you get gangbanged in prison and they all cum in your ass. Afterwards, when you squat, the "custard" comes out.
Inmate 1-"Lets go give the new guy some of the famous Prison Custard."

3-5 guys follow

1 hour later
New guy - " Oh god! I'll never see custard the same way again!"
by Custard Fanatic December 12, 2022
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