Oscar

Oscar is a fucking legend and menace to society, Oscar is the funniest person in town and can make any boy hard. Oscar is the type of guy to be the coolest guy of the guys. He has a 9 inch schlong and attracts every person whether male or female.

Teacher: hey why is there a banana on the ceiling?

Kid: oh I think that sexy guy Oscar told his friend to yeet it up there

Teacher: oh Oscar must be the coolest guy

Kid: yes, his brother makes gospel music

by Ihatenigggaz November 24, 2021

Oscar

This person is amazing. Although they are caught up most of the time on the football pitch they make time for you to make you feel special. They are tall with brown hair and have a large group of friends. He will take a while to get close to you but holding his stare will make you giddy with love.

Don’t let him go.

Your with Oscar!

Yes, why?
No reason, just keep him safe
I will dipshit

by Dbhejehdbdhsjsbsgdhsbsvs November 24, 2021

Oscar

He is very loving and caring , chubby but cute will make u laugh in whatever situation. is short and lazy he sucks in math but good in any other subject . If u find an Oscar hang on to him because u probably will not find some as loving caring honest cute and truthful he will not let u down and will try his best to stop your frown

In Oscar we trust!

by anonymous November 23, 2021

oscar rasin

The sweetest white boy. He's lovable and has really nice soft hair. He reads a lot of books and he has too many random facts in his head. He loves Fifa and X-files :) Oscar always needs his free time and so you should respect his alone time

Wow! That guys in the subway is reading Gravity's Rainbow. Must be an Oscar Rasin!

by catcat1919 November 23, 2021

oscar

oscar is a stupid guy from lsc. He is a noob.

A: Don't be oscar

by cum here May 31, 2023

Oscar Mendoza

Or as others would refer to; The Man! El Parcero! El Colombiano! The One!

i.e.1: He doesn't have the Oscar Mendoza style.

i.e. 2: Look as he so gallantly and cool walks down those stairs, he's definitely a Oscar Mendoza!

i.e. 3: He talks so Colombian, he's definitely a Oscar Mendoza.

by The Oscar 9791 June 23, 2023

oscared

To oscar (infinitive), oscars (present tense), oscared (past tense) is to act hypocritically or use double standards, especially in a situation where one is responsible for judging or awarding something; to unfairly favor certain individuals or groups while neglecting others, often based on political or ideological biases.

"Did you hear about that manager who oscared the employee of the month award? He gave it to his buddy instead of the most deserving worker."

The Oscar committee really "oscared" the awards this year by giving the prize to a documentary about russian propagandist Navalny, while refusing to allow a speech from Ukrainian President Zelenski because they claimed the Oscars weren't political

by marcopolomarco March 13, 2023