luke anal

Luke Anal is said to be extremely scary. If anyone ever lays a finger on his glasses, he will erupt into an intense rage. If you know any Luke Anals, you will either be friends with them or not...there’s NO middle ground. He enjoys people’s company, if you know what I mean and lives with trees. Other known aliases of Luke Anal are President Trunk and The Mad Rapist. The thing that worries most scientists is that Luke Anal is endangered with only 1 known Luke Anal left on Earth.

ooooooooohhhhhhhhh...It’s a Luke Anal, run! Wait, no....I should stay and have a “fun” time.

by 15-9-14-11 December 6, 2018

Luke B.

Some kid I love so much. I hope he reads this. Sometimes takes lots of Ls. Normally tall, or in the middle. Really likes Laneys. I fucking love you.
-Gbear

Random Bitch: That guy is so hot
Random Bitch 2: The one playing basketball?
Random Bitch: Yeah
Random Bitch 2: He's hot

Random Bitch: He's such a Luke B.
Some short white kid who plays ps4 and is called garrington: That's my man

by bonqueifa June 14, 2018

luke morgan

An amazing person, that will always leave a mark in your life. He is important, but he doesent think so. A Luke Morgan needs to learn that he is special and great. He’s friends love him but he doesent notice it.

My best friend is Luke Morgan.

by Lulu M. May 29, 2018

Luke Altman

A sexy beast that stalks hot guys to have sexual intercourse with.

The boy was Luke Altmaning around the hot guys house.

by the anal hole January 5, 2013

Luke Duke

The act of inserting your two fore fingers between the cheeks of another person, unbeknownst to them and saying in a warm baritone voice " nice ass".

After Dooley gave the waitress a Luke Duke our party was asked to leave the bar.

by Assbarr August 16, 2017

Luke Law

A male who personally prefers the male gender over female, also has major mental disease causing him to say things that an average person would consider homosexual

That dude Luke Law is so retarded, did u hear that he likes UNC?!?! They are so bad compared to UT

by T_dono09 March 17, 2019

Luke joke

A Luke joke is a joke that's so bad nobody but the person telling the joke laughs. A Luke joke is also usually followed by stares of disbelief at the joke-teller's complete lack of humor.

Person 1: "So you know what killed the dinosaurs?"

Person 2: "A Meteor?"

Person 1: "No. DinoSARS! (laughing uncontrollably)"

Person 2: "You're a retard. Stop telling Luke jokes."

by Burnt Renolds October 11, 2008