the nastiest most evil bitch you will ever meet. if you ever happen to come across a jessica zevallos you should run immediately. also her pussy stanky.
person 1: “bro did you see jessica zevallos at school today”
person 2: “yeah bro she was wearing her ugly ass biker shorts again”
person 1: OMG THEY GIVE HER SUCH A BAD CAMEL TOE
person 2: “yeah bro she was wearing her ugly ass biker shorts again”
person 1: OMG THEY GIVE HER SUCH A BAD CAMEL TOE
by anonymous.shhhh July 31, 2020
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