Isaac

A very charming guy. He's an athlete, amazing at the sport he loves. Someone you could stare at forever. At parties he can dance to the music (like quinces, or a boda). Nobody is as good-looking as he is. When you see him all dressed up all you think is "OoF, ;}" He knows style, he can dress very well. You've seen him at soccer games, at church, and at parties. Nobody is as funny, athletic, amazing, or caring as him. If you ever had a crush on him, that crush would last minimum 1 year. Just a reminder, never let go of him. You might not talk for a month or two, but he will always stay in your mind. Don't do it, it might be the worst decision ever.

At a Mexican party

Bff: Hey, he looks familiar, doesn't he?
You: Oh damn! That's Isaac!

Bff: Don't you like him??
You: Uhh, duh! He's been my crush for almost 2 years!
Bff: You guys have texted each other, right
You: yeah, but we haven't in a while. :( Should I go talk to him?
Bff: Uhh, OFC!! You've only texted not talked, so... now's your chance.

go for him, bby!! You got this! <3
You: Ok, cya!!

by cutie-bab3 May 14, 2020

Isaac Hornor

comedian that makes funny laugh jokes

Isaac Hornor is a fucking comedian

by swoozy number 1 June 15, 2020

Isaac

Isaac is the sweetest guy you will ever meet, he’s cute, charming, and talented at almost everything he does. Isaac is a great baseball player and has an amazing future ahead of him. If you find yourself an Isaac, you will either be great friends within days or fall madly in love with him. His athleticism and charm are his best qualities. He’s kind to everyone, and everyone wants to be his friend. He’s also very funny and goofy, he’s the definition of the perfect guy.

Isaac is such a genuine guy, he’s so pure and charming.

by abcdefg julie June 17, 2020

Isaac

Usually your typical guy that likes playing video games, Has not many friends and is very anti-social. He has a stomach the size of a KFC bucket and probably eats while shitting, an Isaac is usually a fat slob.

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: that's isaac...stay away he farts alot
Person 1: Yup, sounds like an Isaac to me...

by Pqssv_ June 29, 2020

Isaac

Isaac is a very stern and mostly reserved man who has lofty expectations of the people around him. He is primarily moved by logic and does not believe in the necessity to maintain a clean-cut appearance or filter his words or ideas for others. He often comes off as cold, apathetic, and impatient, exhorting very little energy in most situations.

Person 1: he's so lazy
Person 2: nah mate he's just an Isaac

by iisrei July 1, 2020

Isaac Ireland

A dumbass bitch who likes to kank in front of his siblings

Look at Isaac Ireland over there kanking

by Evan Roten July 4, 2020

Isaac

The ikiest ookiest akii that has ever had the misfortune of having cronic sinusitis and a terminal snotty coldy

Shut up Isaac you tard

by Jrdubz July 18, 2020