An individual or group of individuals who, publicly, go thru the motions of living a morally elevated life but who in private will manipulate their faith to justify their own untoward behavior. Practitioners of ass-holyness are not limited to clergy members of any specific religion, and often include prominent laity.
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To even think to go against one of these beings is heresy of the highest order. Which will almost always be a penalty of death from execution. As well as being highly morally righteous they also make excellent friends. As loyal as a dog while willing to fight with you until the end of their line. This holiness is not related to Christianity and is disrespectful to confuse.
Do note they also make the best hot wings, chicken tenders and other assortments of meat. Do not even question it.
To even think to go against one of these beings is heresy of the highest order. Which will almost always be a penalty of death from execution. As well as being highly morally righteous they also make excellent friends. As loyal as a dog while willing to fight with you until the end of their line. This holiness is not related to Christianity and is disrespectful to confuse.
Do note they also make the best hot wings, chicken tenders and other assortments of meat. Do not even question it.
A: Jesus christ, look! its the holy knights.
B: I'd steer clear for now. Don't want to get on its bad side.
B: I'd steer clear for now. Don't want to get on its bad side.
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Columbian: *sits on friends cracked phone*
Person with phone: “Dude I wear to god if you crack my phone screen any more I’m gonna kill myself.”
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