gabriel

the most gayest name ever

guy1: bro gabriel is so gay

by obedmichealesse November 14, 2022

Gabriel

It is a girl's and a guy's name. It is the most neutral name of all time. There are really big and strong Gabriels and also really small and weak Gabriels. Some Gabriels have a lot of money. Other Gabriels have no money. Some Gabriels have girls following them, others will never get a girlfriend in their 80-year life.

Gabriel #1

Me: Yo waddup Gabriel
Gabriel: DId u just call me by my name?! Im gonna fucking smack the mcshit out of you

Gabriel #2

Me: Yo Gabriel you bitch
Gabriel: Yes sir. Please don't beat me up again!!

by Mamasdick November 16, 2022

Gabriel

Gabriel is an amazing person. He will always be there for you no matter what. You could read every dictionary in every language, but none can describe how wonderful he is.

"I love Gabriel"
"Who's that??"

by babylia November 29, 2022

Gabriel Lundmark

The baldest man alive, he is so bald that you can see your reflection in his scalp.

Person 1: omg is that a mirror. Person 2: no its Gabriel Lundmarks head.

by Not ileskog September 16, 2022

Gabriel

A crazy person who stalks all his friends

Person1: My brothers acting like a Gabriel

Person2: must be that trend doing it to him.

by WOUSHAONA September 16, 2022

Gabriel

the hottest man alive

g1: girl.. did you see gabriel? he's actually so hot
g2: ong. i wish i was with him

by ? whatsup ? September 17, 2022

Mike Gabriel

a mentally stable person

You're like the most Mike Gabriel person among my friends.

by kevin02899 September 24, 2022