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Filthy Footlong

A possibly world-record shattering turd that measures from end to end, at the very least, 12 inches.
Samantha: "Why were you laughing so hard in the bathroom?"
Barbara: "Holy shit, bitch. I just made a filthy footlong in there. I haven't flushed it yet - you wanna see?"
Samantha: "Hell no, that's disgusting! By the way, why the fuck is your name Barbara?"
by anonguy654280 February 20, 2022
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A filthy Johannes

When you are holding your sausage hostage in the school toilet, and a Mou walks in on you
"I accidentally did a filthy Johannes yesterday" said one guy to another "shit, did Mou like it though?"
by Jennefar February 28, 2022
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