Witches Curse

Witches are an abomination against God.

All bad Karma is ugly.
Some Karma is uglier than others.
Witches Curse karma is the worst.
Therefore, witches must also be the ugliest.

Law.

by TheOnlyGian June 28, 2023

CPP Curse

Since the bitches at Cal Poly Pomona and Pomona, in general, are in general so fucking mid the males attending or living near CPP are afflicted by the CPP Curse, the curse inflicts bronco vision and buffs ugly bitches stats. In layman's terms all since all the girls are so ugly at cpp a 4/10 normally would get bumped up to a 7/10. The curse also does not allow attractive women to join the school and hypes up ugly bitches leaving normally attractive males stuck with women way below their leagues.

Bro the CPP Curse strikes again, my homie fucked a mid white woman and was proud

by I-hate-fat-bitches February 27, 2023

Arcujo curse

Something bad always happens immediately after sex.

“Me and Ryan Reynolds fucked, then the power went out.”

“It sounds like you’ve been hit with the Arcujo curse.”

by gbc1969 February 27, 2023

cursed banana

The cursed banana is the act of eating a banana slowly while looking into the eyes of your enemy

Mike: why are you running away from Bill?

Tom: Because he pulled the cursed banana on me!

by mr baconator March 2, 2023

Curse of binding

When you use glue instead of lube during vaginal sex.

"Oh, shit babe, I think I grabbed the wrong bottle. We're stuck in curse of binding!"

by Chair11111 March 24, 2023

virgins curse

When you lose your virginity to someone and are then obsessed and think youre in love with them. If you date them you will be obsessed with them but often its not reciprocated if they were not a virgin when you shagged.

I love him so much though! Nah you don't you just got virgins curse

by grumplip June 6, 2024

Curse of the frog

A curse by the frog that makes the person(s) cursed turn into a frog exactly 54 .75 seconds after physical romantic satisfaction for roughly half an hour I'd say.

Jim: ah man I got the curse of the frog
Norbert: what's the curse of the frog?

Jim: the curse of the frog is a curse by the frog that makes the person(s) cursed by the frog turn into a frog exactly 54.75 seconds after physical romantic satisfaction for roughly half an hour I'd say.

Norbert: nortbert.
Bender (from hit tv show Futurama): woah mama!

by Billybobthefourth June 17, 2024