Cum crystal

Cum inside of a girl that gets hardened and then either drops on you as she’s riding your dick. Or will cut your penis while fucking her.

I have a cut on my dick because she didn’t clean herself up after her last fuck!

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I’m sorry but I just dropped a cum crystal in your belly button.

by DeetleBug August 10, 2024

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Crystal Meth

Walter white and Jesse Pinkman's piece of art

Walter white: Do you want to make crystal meth with me
Jesse pinkman: Yes

by ThatOneGuy3420 May 12, 2025

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Zippy Crystals

Crystal meth or methamphetamine Tina, ice those white little crystals that make you go zoom zoom

Yo you got dem zippy Crystals I gotta stay up for 6 more days

by Zippy Crystal May 26, 2025

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Crystal Ball

Noun; Cell Phone

Karen stared diligently into her crystal ball.

by TumescentMule May 31, 2025

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Crystal She Mouse

A super-mouse (hampster) that watches my apartment. Shes a bestfriend of her wild lettuce.

Shes eaten cooked cow meat as gravy and liked it as a 3" david vs goliath

Crystal She Mouse lives in a two story cage and calls a porceline nest a bed.

by Cody5050 May 3, 2023

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We’ve been very excited to offer Sun Crystals All-Natural Sweetener as an option in the world of natural sweeteners–which makes it disappointing to share the news that Sun Crystals has been discontinued due to unmet sales expectations.

Your support and loyalty have been inspiring and much appreciated, and we’d like to thank all of you that welcomed us into your homes.

Best,
The Sun Crystals family

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

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