Christmas Whore

An annoying fuck who loves Christmas and pretends like it's Christmas all year round.

Jake: let's watch a movie
Betty: what about Christmas vacation
Jake: it's march you dumb bitch
Betty: well then explain why the Christmas tree is up
Jake: maybe it's just because you're a Christmas whore.

by DonutOfFailure November 3, 2023

Christmas Whore

The angel on top of the tree, she's a whore because she has a whole pine tree stuck in her ass.

Nice tree, where's the christmas whore?

by Scburt November 14, 2022

Christmas Ben

the duck overlord, but in christmas. he can perform mind control on ducks of all kinds, but in christmas.

The almighty Christmas Ben has accended

by Windows Ben December 19, 2021

A biddies’ Christmas

Merry Christmas ⛄🎁❄ all you mistleHOES!! 💏🌿 I'm tryna be on that 🙈 good ish 🔯 but it's the 🙌 holla-day eve 🎄 and u best BELIEVE ✝⛪ it's bouta b 🌟 LITTY 🕎 Did u put dat ass 🍑 on the fat man's lap?! 🎅😏 or were you a naughty 😈 little elf this year??? 😝 Either way he's got a BIG 😍 package 🎁 for you to unwrap 👅🍆💦 Send 📲💕🔊 this text 🔔 to 5⃣ holly jolly ♥💚 hoes 😇 if you want their christmas 🎄 to sleigh!! 💁💅 If not ur stocking 🙀 won't get stuffed 💦💦 until next year!! ➡📆 If you get 🔟 back 📩⏪ you're santa's little slut! 😝😻🙌

Our Holiday better be A biddies’ Christmas

by ⚠️💘😋😋🥰🎄 December 21, 2021

christmas eve

the day before christmas day, often called christmas eve but is infact a celebration of the birthday of the oldest member of one direction

i love christmas eve
i didnt know you were a louis tomlinson fan! that would explain why you're so fruity!

by nialls_spilt_tea_28 December 24, 2021

Christmas boyfriend

The amazing 30 year old white man who works in a candy cane farm

I'm so glad that the woman in the hallmark movie broke up with her corporate boyfriend to be with her Christmas boyfriend

by Sando Trouton December 28, 2021

Christmas Sneeze

A christmas sneeze is a wonderful tastesplosion of gravy and cranberry sauce through one's nostrils. A festive display for senses and crowds. Show you loved ones what a true holiday means with a christmas sneeze!

Donnovan : "Damn Clay, that christmas sneeze was INTENSE."
Clay : "Yeah Donnovan, Blanes really shot a big pot-load of cranberries and gray-gray out that schnozz."

by Tawny Rocklestein February 27, 2021