Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but I made her fuck anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022

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Double barreled asshole

A man that usually brings his nice friend into a fight

Guy 1: Hey fuckface

Guy 2: Ya wanna fight?
Guy 1: Lemme get my friend
Guy 3: So whats this suprise?
Guy 2: Oh you double barreled asshole

by Turkey_Slapper69420 February 17, 2022

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barrel blast

When your so obsessed with your new gun you fuck your gf with it

bro, this new Glock is so awesome I barrel blasted my wife’s pussy with it! She was cumming all in the barrel

by Owens31490 February 18, 2022

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Wesley barrel

Bumming someone while they roll down a hill

It took a good sprint to catch up with Henry to give him a proper good Wesley barrel in and out the arse as Wesley rolled down the hill with shit flying out his arse but fuck he was Wesley barrelled proper

by Paul1978 January 5, 2021

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Wesley barrel

Bumming someone while they roll down a hill

It took a good sprint to catch up with Henry to give him a proper good Wesley barrel in and out the arse as Wesley rolled down the hill with shit flying out his arse but fuck he was Wesley barrelled proper

by Paul1978 January 5, 2021

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