Okehampton AIDS

When you kiss too many people from Okehampton party and contract aids

“Damn! I kissed 10 people from Okehampton and now I’ve got Okehampton AIDS!”

by shreklover999 April 7, 2023

Penis Aids

having aids on your penis

"Gosh darn it, I think I have penis aids."

by fnncklrncvklrtov April 26, 2023

Aids fucker

Someone who got aids from their parents and wanks while crrying in their basment

Piss off aids fucker

by Man12334565456665421356786643 January 4, 2020

Heppa-aids

Portsmouth ohio people contract hepatitis plus aids due to sharing needles and unprotected sex.

Randy has heppa-aids because he loves fentanyl and dirty portsmouth girls.

by Ohio man February 18, 2020

Trump Aid

This word originated from the term “Kool Aid” and is a tonic for curing covid 19.

It consists of bleach, dettol, Tabasco sauce, Mr Muscle drain unblocker, isopropyl alcohol, and a splash of calamine (to stop it burning).

The user mixes equal amounts of the main ingredients together, then bring to the boil. 5 litres of the boiling liquid now needs to be injected into the eye ball.

Oh you just need a shot of Trump Aid and you’ll be fine in less than 1 minute.

by Lord Lee April 30, 2020

Phone AIDS

When your phone stops receiving messages in a group chat

Mike: My car crashes into shit by itself
Andy: I had to use my penis trimmers on my 6 month old beard
Walter: AC compressors, Hot Water Heaters, Condensors

Jon: Fortnite and EJ Walker for life
Nick: **total silence**
Gus: the Super Bowl was yesterday, who’s the first 36 players in next years fantasy draft?
*******
Tom: dude, I must have terrible phone AIDS. Haven’t gotten a message since yesterday

by StivesMoney July 10, 2020

Surface AIDS

Super easy going temporary AIDS that you can quickly scrub off or just wipe away with a pre-moistened rag; like 5 minute rice but instead it's AIDS.

I got surface AIDS when I was in the hot tub with the president of South Africa but it was okay because I had a little splish splash after in a puddle and now I feel bright and carefree.

by JLamprey June 23, 2022